After all, coconut water is great, but pineapple juice has fat in it!ĥ. There are some serious dietary restrictions. You spend time waiting to get called for your scene, then waiting for the lights to get set up, then waiting for your scene partner to get it up, then waiting for the film to come out, and finally waiting to see how many clicks it'll get. There's endless waiting involved, as Harder describes it. In fact, one of Harder's characters deadpans, 'I had to bottom my way to the top.' Bravo!ģ. This can be extremely tedious and time consuming, but it's an art form, I guess. You must be able to spread your butt in just the right way (not too wide, not too tight) for the director's taste. You'll be surprised at how quickly you can go from a Jersey Boys audition to getting DP in Newark.Ģ. What I got from the show is that these are the following qualities needed to be a (gay) porn star. The zesty burlesque performer and star of 52 adult films plays a variety of characters - including himself - aiming to win the Dirty Dish Porn Star of the Year award, which is completely fictional, though a lot of the sentiments expressed in the show are as real as a Chris Harder money shot.
Chris Harder has been doing a solo show called Porn to be a Star, directed by David Drake, at the Stonewall Inn.
